A Terrarium Full of 31 Reptile Memes for Folks Who Love Their Cold-Blooded Cuties

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    left hand is steerin the other is grippin your thigh etmaster
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    Me: Don't buy anymore reptiles Other me: *goes to store to buy crickets* *comes back with another reptile*
  • 03
    Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Me: this is my GECKO
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  • 05
    R 89 ME REMEMBERING Reptiles watchworthy ME REMEMBERING SOMEONE'S NAME WHEN THEY JUST INTRODUCED THEMSELVES
  • 06
    "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Me:
  • 07
    My snake Me when people come over
  • 08
    In an unforseen turn of events, it is actually the anaconda who's got buns, hun
  • 09
    Me when I scroll through my 10,000 lizard pics, thinking about how perfect my lizard is
  • 10
    You mess with lizard, you get slizard.
  • 11
    Snakes 60 million years ago Snakes today I am the undisputed king of the swamp! | eat alligators for breakfast! Mouse not warm enuf :(
  • 12
    "Your bearded dragon is not your baby" Me: חמו
  • 13
    Other people: What's so funny? My brain: Shalomander
  • 14
    WIFE: This is how much you spent this year on snakes ME: .......
  • 15
    "Oi bruv, hiss hiss innit? It's chewsday mate, ssssmashing day for a pint."
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    sss(s)sss ss(s)ssss s(s)sssss sssss(s)s 14y/o snakes:
  • 17
    My reptiles just chilling in their enclosure COP Me randomly checking up on them SUPER COP My reptiles
  • 18
    Me trying to talk to people. "do you like Reptiles
  • 19
    My family: We never know what to buy you for Christmas! ME: 100W FLUKER'S CERAMIC HEAT EMITTER
  • 20
    Parents: We want grandkids! Me: el BEST I CAN DO IS like 30 spiders
  • 21
    DO YOU HAVE REPTILES? YES, I HAVE 3 OR 4 YOU GOT TO BUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP,
  • 22
    me trying to climb into bed after thanksgiving dinner
  • 23
    When you put an arboreal snake back in its enclosure after a deep clean. @quality_snakes_lols How's my favorite branch doing??
  • 24
    When you open the cricket container at feeding time and one jumps out @entomemeology You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
  • 25
    me explaining to my snake at 3 am how much i appreciate everything about him & love him deeply: my chonky boy:
  • 26
    A DOG GO BUY HERE @hikingLizard 20. MG13872657E G7 UNITEDENTES OPATERO 20 MG 13872657 20 TWENTY DOLLARS CUDDLES? YOU WANT F
  • 27
    My snake: *is still* Me: picture! :) My snake, immediately:
  • 28
    ball pythons i can't afford Me
  • 29
    *minutes later* OMG snek The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.
  • 30
    When I accidentally use personality A with friend group B spray blood from your eyes at any interesting predators lately? what? horrible. how was the party?
  • 31
    When you catch your beardie Googling weird things so you have to have the "burbs and da wormies" talk @cooperthebeardeddragon Google lady lizards on glass tables @berble beltorchiky

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